#61 Stolen from Miner.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
1) I am cute.
YR: Nope. Not at all. You look like my ass.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: I'll complete that for you. I am the most beautiful/handsome donkey in the world.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Proud girl. Famous my foot.
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Sure, sure, I believe you. For now.
5) You don know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: You may be an artist, but not a famous one.
1) I know you like me.
YR: Fck that. You think I like you? Take a GOOD look in the mirror.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I'm looking at you and feeling sad because you have to live with that gross body.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: You're not my type too!
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: If you're rich, i'm your father. HAHHA.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Bite me. I'll make people hate you too !
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Okay. With my foot up your ass :)
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: Sure. 999 and then just shout out your address :D Your Welcome.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: Sorry. I dont hang out with people who cuddles at night.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: You're pants. Cause I can tear them with one hand.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'll do it for 50 bucks.
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi fucker!
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Nope. You're just standing too close to your armpit.
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: I know you hate me because you think i think that i'm better than you.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Are you looking at a mirror?
If your annoying ex says:(random)
1) I still love you...
YR: I still love you too. Five minutes ago.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Baka. If I still loved you I wouldnt stand here, i'll be at my mum's house begging her to slap me.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: For what? To be with you? Gross.
4) Please call me...
YR: Okay. But no promises.
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: Oh shut up sissy boy.
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Yea, I know :D
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR: When? I don't see a freaking difference.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: I'll pay you twenty cents for it then.
4) This one good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Get out of my face.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Oh no wonder. Wow, this company gives examples of the effects. You should really look at those big fat pimples on your face.
This was fun!
